Sunday, January 30, 2011

No Louie or O'Money, just Smith and Call of Duty...'s Sunday and just two days ago, I said goodbye to my friends who are going home on leave for 16 days with family. So this should mean I have the husband all to myself right? WRONG. I still share him with Call of duty. He knows that he will be gone and I won't see him for months on end, and he wont get to talk to me when he wants to but he can't seem to pull himself off the game either way. I figure its going to be like last time he left and he realized when he was gone that he should have spent more time "with the people that matter most" instead of gaming.

Away from that...I have a tummy ache and it's driving me quite insane.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Conversational pieces with Mr. Smithers

So apparently we all sat down when today and my husband asked me what I was going to do while he was gone(most know from my other blog that my husband says some pretty insane stuff sometimes) and sat there waiting for my reply.

"I never really thought about it, why?"

Now I am dead serious about his. He looked at me with a serious face, let out a sigh and placed a hand on my leg.

"Well then you might want to start thinking because I want a detailed schedule as to where you will be at all times."

*cue eye twitch*

"Excuse me?"-me

"Like I want to know where you will be at all times, it's not that I don't trust you. I don't trust everyone else and I will be WAY too far away to do something if you get hurt"

*I'm pretty sure I looked like I was having a seizure at this point with the twitches*

"So what happens if I have a 3:15 appt and they cancel it?"

"Tell them you will have to reschedule for next month and add it into the new schedule"


No joke, seriously a conversation that happened between the husband and I. Now while he is saying this I am actually thinking in my head,' how the hell would I pull that off?'

He gets up to walk away and just left me there speechless. It makes me wonder what goes on in that man's head sometimes.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Hey, it's SNOWING...big surprise there...

*grumbles underbreath while hacking away at keyboard with "rat claws"*

So...The Grind Update...Hmmm, my friend finally made it home from Afghanistan(And as a side note to his lovely girlfriend-ITS CALLED OPSEC- better be glad nothing happened to the other soldiers and him because you just had to publicly announce when they were leaving on the internet...and I will gladly post how you violated OPSEC if you want to dispute this) but now seems to have forgotten how to use a phone. He says when he has time he will get up with all his old friends yet he has time to get online after a good boinking- YEEEEAAAAHHHH. Along with breaking his word to his "friends"(if you can call us that anymore since he is ignoring all of us) he has decided(or his jealous girl) to regale me with the tales of his "long nights" over IM He owes me a lobotomy now. I would be perfectly freaking peachy if I wasn't falling into the same pattern as what happened with his ex wife who note like his present girlfriend also hated my guts.

*facedesks repeatedly*

On other news, the hubby leaves soon. That is going to crush me to little pieces but I will be fine. I mean we have spent the majority of our marriage apart from each other. I just have to deal with him being in a hazardous environment now. YAY! But thats what I have friends for...wait...well the ones who actually TALK TO ME WHEN THEY SAY THEY WILL. *glares at facebook IM* So other than sex deprivation coming up and idiotic friends everything has been peachy. I have started drawing again. I have started designing and reading more. I am enjoying the wonders of Netflix. Yes, it is amazing. My life is FREAKING AMAZING.

*12 cups of coffee later*

Okay all better...what were we ranting about again?

Monday, January 17, 2011

Black Ops and Sex Deprivation

*kicks PS3*

So anyone else have husbands who have become addicted to this COD game? I mean I like blowing away gamers online as much as the next crazed spazzoid but really?

Sex vs Black Ops

Black Ops mutilates my sex life 100%

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Sleep Deprivation Night 1#

AGH!!! Getting ready for deployments freaking suck.

*glares at pile of clothing sitting on floor*

Oh well, what sucks more is the fact that on top of being sick I am still a bloody damn hamster(without the luxury of the damn rollerball to roll through the yard in). Frankly the lack of reaction from the outside is not fun. I SO DO NOT ENJOY BEING COOPED INDOORS. *kicks basket and stubs toe for the 50th time* Leave is coming up and I can tell you that I have no idea what I am going to be doing when he gets time off. I am hoping to spend some time alone with the man of course if that isn't too much to ask. And, maybe go out to dinner a few times. Then I can start preparing myself mentally to say goodbye to him for a year *kicks own ass*

"No depressing thoughts damn you."

*whimpers* sorry I am a bit abusive to myself under sleep deprivation. :(