Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Moronic Manifest Chapter 1

My dearest Spazzoids, here is a few screenshots of things that made me laugh that I had to share with you. The things that you can't believe some people do, or say...and makes you seriously question peoples breeding. I GIVE YOU...the MORONIC MANIFEST Chapter 1.

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A Public Figure? Really? So what am I a public Goddess?

Honestly I question the sanity of a lot of people but...sh
e takes the cake. I hardly consider having a few hundred followers making you anywhere near famous enough to be considered a public figure. Maybe a Community Idol but that's about it. I don't like to feed into the drama llama, but this woman obviously loves it since she puts herself out there to be the butt of so many jokes.



I forgot we were at war with Osama-stan.
Some people make me giggle with the ignorance that comes out of their heads. Since we were only at war because of Osama bin Laden let's bring all our boys home. Cause the other suicide bombers and insurgents don't exist anymore. Osama died so they all poofed into thin air.



I have nothing else better to do with my life so let's start a rumor that I am dying of cancer and then freak when they take me seriously.
I will never know what this woman was thinking. Oh wait, yes i do. She was thinking that if so many people showed her pity she would be an internet celeb and with her countless degrees who would argue with her? Except she doesn't have cancer, and she doesn't have countless degrees. She just sits online all day at her house. Some people worry me about the state of our nation.












Sunday, April 24, 2011

My Bucketlist

1) Be in two places at once - straddled the Alabama and Georgia state line
2) Get a tattoo -shamrock +
3) Go somewhere OCONUS - moved to Alaska
4) Fall in love -06-07-08
5) Meet a celebrity and actually talk to them
6) Get Married - 11-10-09


** work in progress**

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I honestly have to stop and say WTF here.




This woman was someone I considered my friend. She was one of the few people when I moved to my new home that was there for me when I needed a friend. NOW. I told her that I was allergic to chicken and the very next day she tries to feed it to me. Not only that, but when they put a port in your head they have to shave the spot to insert said port right? Well, all her hair was there. And no bandage from the "port"
Then I asked her husband how her treatments were going. Apparently, he didn't even know she has cancer. BUT OF COURSE, she had an excuse for that as well. Apparently he copes with her disease by denying she is sick. Most husbands wouldn't deny something like cancer would they? Well then some ladies from the group she announced her condition on got worried about her and made a support group in her name and started getting in contact with her FRG to help her out with her "treatments". This is the response they got.

I wouldn't have had such a problem with these lies if I hadn't lost family to this cancer. I would probably have tried to figure out why she felt she needed to lie about that. But then again, I have kinda guessed for awhile that she is a compulsive liar. I mean she apparently has 2 degrees and helps the elderly and is battling cancer but she never leaves her house?

All in all, this is proof that people can really be disgusting and lie about the craziest things. Still cannot tell you why she lied about it, but I can tell you she is still going at it. Now she is telling people that she lied to us about lying about getting treatments. Yeah, not happening. She has WAY to much energy for someone undergoing chemo.

That is it for today and till next time my little spazzoids.



Monday, March 28, 2011

I swear I sound like a broken record...




Okay....since my last two rants on my other blog weren't enough for people I shall rant again. This time though, I am not only going at it from military stand-point so it gets to be on my Spazz-rage blog.

Definition of Marriage: the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law

Definition of Girlfriend:
a female friend with whom a man or boy is romantically or sexually involved; sweetheart

Seems to be a difference there right?

So I think it is fair to say that Marriage is not just a piece of paper since it is a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law. Whereas a girlfriend is a "female friend" that someone is romantically involved with. Wait minute, there is no obligation there? No recognization. Oh that's right when you google girlfriend you don't find any nice in depth articles on recognized by the congregation as boyfriend and girlfriend, you don't see judges giving people certificates of courtship.

It really bothers me to see that some women say that marriage isn't a big deal. I am sorry but my husband and I dated for a LONG time before we decided to get married, we put it off for awhile and tried cohabiting with each other on weekends or when I was off for a few days in a row to see if we could put up with each other. He proposed to me and we stayed engaged for a while to make sure that was what we wanted. We got married because he wanted to be able to call me his wife, and that I would be HIS spouse. That I would be Mrs. Smith and not the girl he was just dating in high school. When you say that marriage is just a piece of paper you are downplaying the beauty of the love a married couple shares. They made a vow to each other to take care of each other in sickness and health while you are only there living with the man with the thoughts of maybe one day settling down. Those who think it's just a piece of paper, for the sake of not being hypocritical I hope never get married. If it's just a piece of paper, I am sure you can function just fine for the rest of your life as his "girlfriend" that way you will always be known as " the girlfriend" or "his lady friend" ...not many people will take you seriously if you can't commit, I know I wouldn't.



~Smithers

Friday, March 25, 2011

Dear Spazzoids and Military Affiliates,


Now please for the love of all things sacred...please stop talking about it.

~Smithers

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Dear Spazzoids,

My Rant today is about people who throw what they view as an accomplishment in others faces to "win" so...you were followed by someone? So you were liked by a celebrity. When you actually meet these people in person and prove that it really them and not some poser on the internet and I will believe you...make sure to get some good pictures too. That way everyone else will believe you as well. Bragging about your accomplishments and "credentials" is just sad, well I deserve this for my website I made. Well then Liesl(founder of operationmilitarylove.com) deserves a Nobel Peace Prize cause she has effectively ran wonderful websites for a LONG time and I have not once heard her name in a derogatory argument about some debate or being "ban happy". Not once have I heard her talk about how some well known person added her to their twitter favorite people, or how she deserved anything.

Doing so only opens peoples eyes as to how immature and low you really are. That would be like me flashing an email from Robert Enforsen all over facebook saying "Look I am so much better than you because he had a conversation with me about my life and my poetry." -.- Some people lack that filter on their brains that tells them that to insert foot in mouth and hop away.

If I want to know why you are so much better than me I will start a fan club in your honor where you can come and broadcast your greatness, but do not make support pages and use them as an outlet for how amazing YOU are. Support pages are for the people as a whole for support not for them to go when they need a shoulder to lean on and see how much freaking better you are then them because they aren't invited to Brittney Spears Slumber Party or something.

So until you cure all disease in the world, solve world hunger, or bring our troops home...you deserve NOTHING. Be glad you get what recognition you do get and stop bragging about it. Just makes you like like a prick.

(p.s- before everyone goes off and says "talking about the email from robert enforsen makes you no better than her" the reason I said that was to make an example. Do I really look so awesome that I would have a convo with one of the greatest foreign synthopop artists? SMH)

~Smithers

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

So Close...

So close to saying Goodbye....
I never wanted to do this again, I didn't want to say goodbye so soon.
I am hoping that it is a boring deployment for him.
I know most of the time I am sarcastic but this is a time I have to be serious.

I love him.
C.S has my heart.